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  • Zippergate:
  • Drawing from the Fornigate scandal, Independent counsel Ken Starr is investigating the president for alleged sexual indiscretions and possible perjury charges related the Paula Jones trial, in his denials of affairs with Monica Lewinsky and Kathleen Willey. Tabloids picked up the scandal and quickly added the names of flight attendant Debra Schiff and now, Cristy Zercher.

    Things have gotten so sleazy during the course of the scandal that David Brock, the reporter who first broke the story in The American Spectator, actually apologized to the president for the entire mess.

  • More Zippergate Girls:
  • Clinton has also been accused of a sexual affair with (former) aide Dee Dee Myers (according to Terry Reed, author of "Compromised: Clinton, Bush and the CIA").

    Another rumored paramour is Deborah Mathis, a columnist and onetime reporter for the old Arkansas Gazette. They supposedly carried on a sexual relationship both in Little Rock and later in Washington. Today Mathis works for AP, and Clinton has favored her at press conferences by recognizing her questions -- which are always friendly. She says it didn't happen.

    Mathis was one of five women named in a 1990 lawsuit filed by Larry Nichols, a onetime official in Clinton gubernatorial administrations. It was the first public disclosure of Mr. Clinton's extramarital adventures. The other four named in the lawsuit were Gennifer Flowers, Lencola Sullivan, Elizabeth Ward-Gracen, and Suzie Whitacre, who was dropped from the lawsuit because of the emotional anguish it caused her. She was a press aide to Mr. Clinton in Arkansas.

    Other rumored conquests include Kathy Ferguson, Regina Blakely, Sharline Wilson, and Eleanor Mondale, daughter of former Vice President Walter Mondale.

    And we aren't even counting the ones who waited in the bushes while he was jogging, the young ones at the Vantage Point apartments, the ones in Chelsea's school parking lot, and the ones in trooper cars at the end of the street after the street had been blocked off. The list of accusations grows every day.

    In Mike Reagan's book, "Making Waves," he claims a woman named Suzanne Coleman committed suicide while she was pregnant, and that people close to the matter believe she was carrying the child of Clinton. Right wing crazies immediately announced that she was bumped off by Clinton cronies.

    And these are just a few of the claims. How sleazy and politicized has it gotten? It was revealed by the New York Observer that associates of House Speaker Newt Gingrich started the whole affair (no pun intended) by giving David Brock the original story: "Peter W. Smith, a wealthy Chicago investments banker and top Gingrich fundraiser, was behind the so-called TROOPERGATE affair... it was Mr. Smith that first brought the troopers to the attention of writer David Brock... The other Gingrich associated involved in these activities was Eddie Mahe Jr., a political consultant who has worked intimately with Mr. Gingrich and GOPAC for many years. It was during a meeting in Mr. Mahe's Capitol Hill office in October 1992 that Mr. Brock was introduced to the Republican effort to investigate Clinton's personal life... According to Mr. Brock, Mahe and Smith discussed the search for a black woman in Arkansas who allegedly had borne Mr. Clinton's child." (See Bobbie Ann Williams.) Brock confirmed the story.

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