A flight attendant on Clinton's '92 campaign plane, Zercher stepped forward in March of 1998, charging that Bill Clinton stroked her breast as Hillary Clinton slept just a few feet away!
Zercher, 34, also reported a mysterious break-in at her apartment where only her personal diary and photos of the president were taken.
But perhaps most scandalous of all... take a look at that pilot's cap on Clinton! Didn't anybody tell him how stupid that looked?
HERE ARE YOUR COMPLIMENTARY NUTS: In the April 7, 1998 STAR tabloid, she told reporter Richard Gooding that when she was 27-year-old flight attendant, she was subjected to unrelenting abuse -- both physical and verbal -- for a period of a year while working at close quarters with the president-to-be.
She has sworn an affidavit attesting to the truth of the statements she has made, and friends and relatives confirm that she privately told themidentical stories shortly after they occurred.
"He was standing, unzipped, in the bathroom. He said: 'Why don't you come in and shut the door?' I was humiliated."
FLY THE OVERLY-FRIENDLY SKIES: The magazine describes more events, like how Clinton once grabbed her from behind in a bear hug and grabbed her breast; How he pinned her against a wall and whispered sexual remarks to her; How he barraged her with graphic sexual conversation and innuendo -- including stuff about barnyard animals and the grossest kind of gestures suggesting oral intercourse, she claims (not that old "Razorback" joke -- razorback -- rais'er her right-on back...").
"If he had been a passenger on a commercial plane, he would have beenprosecuted -- and jailed."
It is not clear why Zercher has now come forward with her story, she doessay she wishes she had done something at the time. She was afraid of losingher job. "He was the boss," she says.
"For a while I was embarrassed about some of the things that happened to meduring the campaign. Now I realize I'm not the only one whose breast hetouched -- and there's no reason I should be embarrassed... I wish I had thematurity then I have today -- that I could have said something when thebehavior was inappropriate."
SOMETHING SPECIAL IN THE AIR: When rumours about Zercher reached Washington (and more importantly, the WASHINGTON POST), Zerchersays she received a call from Bruce Lindsey. She recalls him saying: "Whatdid they want to know? Did they want to know if Clinton was flirting on theplane? Did you say anything to anybody?" Zercher said Lindsey urged her tosay "all positive things."
Result: He POSITIVELY touched me. He POSTIVELY made crude advances. He POSITIVELY mentioned oral sex...
DID THEY HAVE A ZERCH WARRANT? Monday night, the syndicated program "Inside Edition" aired eye-popping charges by Cristy Zercher, a former flight attendant, that Bill Clinton groped her on a 1992 campaign flight. Last night, in Part 2 of the "world television exclusive," the program added crucial details of how Zercher flunked a lie detector test administered by "Inside Edition." In fact, "she failed miserably," says Jan Murray, a spokeswoman for the King World show...
... So who are the bigger liars -- Zercher or "Inside Edition"...?
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