A flight attendant on Longhorn One, the Clinton campaign plane in 1992. When Clinton took office, the former commercial airline stewardess was appointed the West Wing receptionist, with a desk only a few yards away from the Oval Office. Despite having no training in the languages or protocol required for the job, she was told by a senior Clinton aide that she was hired for her "airborne people skills."
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Film footage of Clinton onboard the plane with his hand onboard her knee attest to this. The White House's former chief steward said she locked him in his pantry in 1994 so she could have 20 minutes alone with the president. She denies the allegations.
Result: When the allegations surfaced, the White House announced that Schiff had been transferred to the State Department as assistant chief of protocol under Madeleine Albright (nice pay raise, too).
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