Hillary Rodham Clinton:

Apparently they had sex once about twenty years ago.

Result: Chelsea.

"I felt so sorry for Hillary. Even though I'd fallen in love with Bill - and wanted to have his love child - I knew in my heart that he was just a lowdown horndog who couldn't keep his pants zipped."
-- Monica Lewinsky to biographer Andrew Morton (Source: New York Post).

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UPDATES:

1/5/98

BILL NAILS MONICA, SO HILLARY NAILS BILL: The National Enquirer is reporting this week in its cover story that First Lady Hillary Clinton physically attacked the President, hitting him so hard she left a bruise on his face that had to be covered with make-up. Secret Service agents had to separate them as Bill Clinton told one Secret Service agent: "Keep that bitch away from me!"...

... Those aren't the kind of blows the president is used to...

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