Gennifer Flowers:
Ex-cabaret singer, ex-reporter and ex-lover of then-Governor Clinton. She claims to have had a twelve year affair with Clinton, beginning in 1980. Flowers even taped their phone sex. Flowers says Mr. Clinton even paid $200 for her abortion in 1977. Clinton finally admitted to the affair in 1998 during his deposition in the Paula Jones case.
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Result: Earned tens of thousands of dollars from the "Star" magazine and $200,000 for posing nude in "Penthouse." She also sells copies of the telephone tapes, and wrote what is the most unintentionally hilarious book about Bill Clinton ever:
"Laughter was always a big part of our relationship, so we had fun creating pet names for our private parts as well. I called mine "Precious," and his penis was "Willard." "Why Willard?" I asked him. "Because I always liked that name," he said. "You know, Willard for Willy!" And you know, it kind of had a Willard-like personality. Talking with each other so intimately and with gentle humor only added to our sexual pleasure."
-- Gennifer Flowers, "Passion and Betrayal," published by Emery Dalton Books
9/18/98
NO LONGER JUST SINGING TO PROSECUTORS: Gennifer Flowers, who claimed she had a 12-year affair with President Clinton, was a featured performer during the Electronic Retailing Association awards ceremony at the MGM Grand hotel-casino in Las Vegas. Flowers, who calls herself a rhythm and blues singer, began singing in church at the age of 5. By the time she was 11, she had recorded her first album...
... As for the convention, it wasn’t over ‘til she sang... 1/30/98ANY POLLINATING OF THE STAMEN? According to "Time" magazine, the lawyers deposing President Clinton in the Paula Jones case used a definition of sex that included, by name, any touching of the genitals, anus, groin, breasts, inner thigh or buttocks with the purpose to arouse or gratify. They then asked Clinton if he'd had sex with Gennifer Flowers, and Clinton replied yes -- once -- in 1977. But the broad definition of sex used by Jones' lawyers could mean that Clinton's one admitted encounter with Flowers could have constituted as little as a pat on the bottom. Clinton has told friends that he groped Flowers in a bar where she sang, and that they "fooled around," but insists they had no ongoing relationship...... But state troopers got suspicious when Clinton kept calling radio stations and requesting "You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore"...
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