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(HOW OTHER PEOPLE SEE ME)

Carrothead
Everett Peck
Illustrator; creator of the Duckman comic books and TV show: At the time of this portrait, I had tried doing a comic for Black Biker magazine under the name of "Jeffrey Blood," and Everett was completely disgusted with me.

Good call, Everett.

Rio
Rio
Las Vegas dancer: I drew a picture of her, and then I made her sketch me on a bar napkin. Sadly, her drawing caught a better likeness of me than my drawing did of her.

Sasha
Sasha
Three-year-old niece: It made me notice some things about myself that I'd overlooked before -- like the third eye.

Barch
Matthew Barch
Matthew sent me this scan after he read how unattractive I think I look in photographs.

What can I say? My body looks good, the hair isn't turning prematurely white, the skin is tan...

... but that face....

Baby

What my mom still
thinks I look like.

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