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ACTION-PACKED
RESUMÉ:
With tales of working for Rodney Dangerfield, Jim Carrey, Tales
from the Cryptkeeper, Disney, and the late night paper route I took because
Ivan Reitman was paying me less to write a screenplay than he was paying the janitor
to empty his trash can (which, ironically, probably contained my screenplay).
Plus,
since I'm not all that interesting, stuff with comedic legends R.
Crumb, Jay Leno, and photos of Jim Carrey in deleted
scenes from Once Bitten
. Or check out my PORTRAIT GALLERY, which shows
how other people see me (and it's really depressing)
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...Or just completely ignore me and watch Marilyn Monroe
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MY
FAMILY TREES: I come from two very old, very proud Germanic families: SONS
OF JOHAN: My father's line of the Hause family, from the Middle Ages to present,
centering on Johan Christian Hause, a Palatine immigrant who came to America in
1710. THE
WENK FAMILY: My mother's line of the Wenk family, centering on Ignatz Wenk,
who left the Black Forest in Baden and arrived in the US in the 1800's. |  | 
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