Comedy On Tap

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ACTION-PACKED RESUMÉ: My work history, combined with tales of working for Rodney Dangerfield, Jim Carrey, Sam Goldwyn Jr., Ivan Reitman, and the late night paper route I took because Ivan Reitman was paying me less to write a screenplay than he was paying the janitor to empty his trash can (which, ironically, probably contained my screenplay).

Plus, since I'm not all that interesting, stuff with R. Crumb, Jay Leno, and photos of Jim Carrey in deleted scenes from Once Bitten.


PORTRAIT GALLERY: Everybody always displays the most flattering photos they can find of themselves on their web sites. I don't have any of those... so here are a few illustrations of me by other people. These are definitely not flattering - and a little depressing, if you ask me.

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