In these times of enlightened sexual politics, Ted Davis is a scoring machine. He's got the rap, the charm and his little black book weighs several pounds.

Ted has become a guru to his buddies who can only aspire in awe to his greatness. This is a man's man, a ladies man, a super-hero... He's Ted Davis: "BachelorMan."

Ted has got it made. He's young, single and works as an executive at an all-sports cable network. He majors in women. Lots of women.

At work, at the sushi bar, at the nightclub and the gym he hones his pick-up and dating techniques, all the while providing "bachelor tips" to wanna-be Romeos everywhere.

...But there's one thing Ted didn't count on meeting: His match.

Bachelor Tip #31: Spray Polish over the Door

Ted answers the door intercom and buzzes her in. He springs into action, moving to a small picture hanging in the entry way. He slides it away to reveal three cans of furniture cleaner in a cubby hole in the wall. TED: Bachelor Tip #31: When you see her coming, spray some polish over the door. When she comes in she'll think you spent the whole day dusting. He sprays the door, putting the can back in its hiding place as the doorbell RINGS. He opens the door, gesturing her inside. She enters, sniffing the air. SHERRY: Have you been cleaning? For me?

So the hunt begins as Ted delivers a first round of come-ons and invitations for his object of desire to become entangled, but nothing works. After consulting the experts at his job, the campaign continues with flowers, billboards and a marching band. Ted even resorts to getting advice from his mom, who says; "God you're hornier than Woody Allen at a family reunion - just like your old lady!"… But none of the classic lines, scams or gifts will sway 'Bachelorette Woman' to have anything to with him.

Ted runs next door to attest his true feelings for the only woman he could ever love - and sure enough - it works! They fall passionately into each other's arms and in the throws of love, Ted proclaims to the camera: "Yes! When all else fails, the old 'honesty' gag works every time!"…

Bachelor Tip #22: The Lift-Up-The-Hips Deal

Ted expertly unbuckles her belt. He goes for the zipper, but AHH -- there are buttons! He reaches up and blows on his fingers like he's cracking a safe, then expertly unbuttons her pants (with one hand). There is only token resistance as he grabs the top of her jeans with both hands, ready to pull them down. He pauses, pondering intensely. TED: Bachelor Tip #22: In this situation, you never really know whether you're going all the way until she does the old lift-up-the-hips deal. When she does that, you're in there. Don't get cocky until this point. He turns back to her. She smiles and lifts her hips very deliberately. Ted looks with a raised eyebrow. TED: Yes!!!