My Humble apologies to Al Gore and all Democrats that I may have offended over the years.

... from your hero, Rodney Lee

I've really banged on the Clinton crowd over the last ten years...

Now I've given the Republicans (the Bush father & son in particular) a lot of crap too, but I'm NOT apologizing for that...

... I AM apologizing to all liberals and all Democrats and ESPECIALLY Al Gore...

Here it is:

Al? I'm sorry. It was all a joke. Really. I'm a comedian and I just couldn't help myself. But it's all over baby. I'm gonna vote for you and Joe and Hillary and even Bill if he runs for anything again...

Why the change of heart? Why would I suddenly vote for "tax the internet because I invented it" Al Gore?

Read on, all you Democrats and soon-to-be Democrats!!!

DATELINE: August 30, 2000

-- By Bill Sammon in THE WASHINGTON TIMES

The woman who sharply questioned Vice President Al Gore at a town-hall meeting about Juanita Broaddrick's rape accusation against President Clinton has become the subject of an inquiry by the Internal Revenue Service.

"I find it very suspicious," said Katherine Prudhomme, who subjected Mr. Gore to several long, uncomfortable minutes of questioning about the Broaddrick case in December. "I feel like I'm being harassed."

"My taxes are far too simple for them to audit me," she told The Washington Times. "So they said I owe them $1,500 if I don't come up with these forms from my child's school that I sent in two years ago and that they must have lost. It doesn't make sense." Mrs. Prudhomme, a homemaker in Derry, N.H., is doubly suspicious because in June she accused the IRS of auditing Mrs. Broaddrick's nursing home business "for political reasons."

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... anyway;

The accusation was contained in an op-ed newspaper column that also questioned audits of Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers and Elizabeth Ward Gracen, all of whom have accused Mr. Clinton of sexual affairs or advances. "We certainly don't target people" for political reasons, said an IRS spokesperson who asked to remain anonymous. "The IRS strictly adheres to a standard of reviewing cases only when there are questions involving tax law. No other factors enter into our procedures." Gore spokesman Jano Cabrera said: "We have nothing to do with the IRS or its activities."

POP QUIZ: What do Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers and Elizabeth Ward Gracen all have in common? They're all at:

"All The President's Women"

A LIST OF ALL THE WOMEN OUR PRESIDENT HAS ALEDGEDLY SLEPT WITH, HAD AFFAIRS WITH OR ASSAULTED! COMPLETE WITH DESCRIPTIONS, WILD RUMORS AND PHOTOS! <= To go to "All The President's Women" click Bill

... anyway;

The Prudhomme case recalls the case of Glenn and Patricia Mendoza, who were attending a festival in Chicago in July 1993 when they encountered Mr. Clinton, who staged an impromptu visit to shake hands with voters. Mrs. Mendoza was the first person the president approached, but she refused to shake his hand. "You suck, and those boys died," Mrs. Mendoza told Mr. Clinton, referring to the June 1993 truck-bombing at a U.S. barracks in Saudi Arabia that killed 19 U.S. servicemen.

After the president departed, the Secret Service apprehended the Mendozas, who were accused of unruliness. They were arrested by Chicago police and later investigated by the IRS. After the tax agency's inquiry was publicized by The Times, the IRS dropped the matter, blaming it on a "computer error." Yesterday, Mr. Mendoza said he was not surprised that Mrs. Prudhomme has been targeted. He said he sympathizes with her plight because IRS secrecy makes it impossible to prove the tax agency is motivated by reasons of politics rather than finance.

The Clinton-Gore IRS has targeted the National Rifle Association and numerous conservative organizations and individuals who have crossed the administration. The audits sparked the first congressional inquiry of accusations of political abuses by the IRS since the Nixon era, although the tax agency has steadfastly denied political motivations.

-- By Bill Sammon in THE WASHINGTON TIMES

Rodney Lee audits his assets at the lake...

So, like I said, I'm sorry - it won't happen again. From now on, all my jokes and jabs will be reserved for those hillbilly Republicans, who aren't going to be in office very long anyway!!!

Bye-bye!!! -- Rodney Lee

PS: Love you... if you're a girl... OR Al Gore.... or Hillary the smartest woman ever.... or Joe Leiberman.... or Bill Clinton - everybody's hero.... or my mom...

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