Me and Phardo and Keith the DP and Julie went out on Sunset last night to a club called "The Saddle Ranch." They were shooting an MTV Show called "Dismissed" and had a table where normally it would be hard to get one because the place is such a meat market.

I must say, the women in this place looked great, but they do look like "ho's". I jokingly told Julie as we went in to be careful not to get run over by a "ho". Then as soon as we got in there, I got smashed into by a tall "ho" and we had a good laugh.

Anyway, as we're looking for Phardo and Keith and the MTV crew, we see something being shot and thinking it's them, we make our way to the corner of the club and instead, it's the bloated Anna Nicole-Smith show being filmed.

To say that Anna is fat, doesn't do the woman justice. She's a pig. People that are overweight can dress nicely and not put on too much make-up and look all right. Not her. She's a slovenly ho. And she's on so much medication that I don't think she knows where she is.

Anyway, we find the crew at the opposite end of the club, out in front on the famous Sunset Boulevard. We eat horrible fried food and drink gigantic fruity drinks from large tea caraffes (sp?) and watch the ho's walk by.

Suddenly, everybody's looking inside and laughing and trying to get on top of something to get a better look. It's Anna Nicole and they're hoisting her huge ass up onto the mechanical bull inside. Too funny. Her tits nearly beat herself to death and everyone is making jokes about her being bigger than the bull.

Phardo says "The last time she had something between her legs, it died..."

She eventually made her way out onto the sidewalk and the people who are filming her are totally making fun of her. She's smiling and trying to walk and form words and everyone is just laughing AT her. The cameraman points at us and says "Anna - they're the crew for "The Osbournes"!! She waves and is a complete idiot. Somebody seriously inquires about how much she weighs as she walks by:

"Guess" I say. (get it?) Phardo is the only one that gets it.

Anyway, it does occur to me that between her, Ozzy, Jackass, Travel Sick and all these other shows, just how far away are we from just putting cameras in the insane asylum and making fun of the inmates?

Even my mom emails me this morning and says she saw the show and wants to know if Anna is on drugs and why does a pretty girl like that dress like a pig?

Then it occurs to me: All we need to do is get a REAL retarded person and follow them around for a week. Money in the bank. Suddenly, I'm not joking any more and really thinking about it. The retard trying to make lunch, the other retards in the home, and the big ratings winner: Retards trying to have sex with each other OR the asylum workers - even better.

You think I'm being crass and insensitive? Tune into the Anna Show and you'll see what I trying to tell you. Then, please stop watching all these shows. Thanks.

Rodney Lee