Shuntrela
A leery looking guy in a USPS uniform approached me in a grocery store and introduced himself by saying, "Hi, my name is... and I'd sure love to deliver your mail."

From: INDAJ
What kind of material are those pants made of - they must be FELT
(I am so stealing that one -- Rlee)

From: COMDRAG
Hello Darlin, my date didnt show up and I've already taken the Viagra, can you help me out?

JJ
-Is that a keg in your back pocket, because I'd love to tap that ass.
(guess that works in Australia)

From: Hdza
Of course you have to say it just right:
"Hi, what can I do to you tonight?" The scary part is my 16 year old son has been using this line and told me it works great for him as well. It's a great ice breaker. I look forward to seeing you list, especially the one the girls submit that worked for them, heheh. Have a great day, and kick some world's ass!

From: "Neill Fatkin
I was having a document notarized at a local realty office; the girl said "Let me see your license, I don't know you.". My reply was "Let's lock this joint up and head down to Frenchy's for some Pina Colada-then you'll know me".
Worked, too.

From: hac hac
I was at a party one night when this cute guy came up to me and said," Nice backyard." looking at my butt. I laughed then he said," mind if I take a roll in the grass?" It may be stupid and cheesy, but we did date for a while after that one...

From: JEFFMUZ
" I will bet you look better naked than your mother does"

From: merlynbab
When asked for his best pick-up line, Hugh Hefner said, "Hello, I'm Hugh Hefner."

From: "Kilmer's Inc.
Dave {now my husband} used this line to find out how old girls were. Now days you can't tell if they are jail bait or not. Do you remember Woodstock? Do you mean Snoopy's little friend. He said close enough!!!!!

From: Vryflirt
"I'm a necrophiliac, know how to play dead?"

From: n fitzgerald
" IF I EVER START EATING IT, YOU'RE GONNA BE FIRST "

From: Kthom
Hi Rodney,
My all-time favorite, I was about 18 or 19 at the time, at a bar, had a few
beers... Guy comes up to me & sez, "I like the way you stumble around."
Didn't work, but it definitely got a laugh!

From: FoxLM
Years ago I loved a mixed drink called "An Orgasm". Well, one night I saw this gorgeous man beside me at the bar so after I ordered my drink I asked him if he'd like to share an orgasm with me. We we're together for 3 mths after that.

From: Bradley Borchardt
To a married woman,
"I just wanted to let you know I have always wanted to have sex with your husbands wife"

From: Gaby
I have the bes pick-up line in the world! when a guy is really annoying me, i tell him the line, and either he laughs, or walks away, and then i get rid of the guy or see that he has a sense of humor, so therefore, he's not a total creep! ok, here it is!! if you were a booger i'd pick you first! hope you enjoyed it! screw snapple! i'm the best thing on earth!

From: "innesb"
You;ve got it I want it .How about it

AND THE WINNER IS:

From JMC112:
Hey baby, do you play piano? Neither do I, wanta Fuck!!!
Rodney, these worked a few times in the late 60's: