Don't be fooled... again.

In the early 90's, Bill Clinton promised the state of Arkansas that he would not run for president without serving out his term as governor.

In the early 0's, Hillary Clinton promised the state of New York she would not run for president without serving out her term as Senator.

What's that song by "The Who"?
We Won't Get Fooled Again

The hell we won't. Hillary is our next president. End of story. I've been saying it since Bush beat Gore. That sealed her fate. How do I know this? Isn't Hillary despised? In the time of corporate greed bashing, wasn't it first-time commodity futures trader Hillary Rodham that turned $1,000 into $100,000?

Here's how and why:

1. She promised not to run in 2004:
... please

2. She'll wait and run in 2008:
... Too risky. What if a Democrat beats George W. in 2004? Then she'd have to run against an incumbent Democrat in 2008. No way.

3. She'll wait until 2012:
... nope. She'll be too ugly. That's right. Too ugly. Not to men, but to women. The men that are going to vote for Hillary don't care what she looks like. Women do.

Have you ever been hit by a girl? I have. My sister knocked my tooth out with a hockey stick. She didn't even get in trouble. My dad explained it to me. "That's just the way it is."

I knew I couldn't hit her back either. You don't hit girls. For any reason. Not even if they're changing your smile with a hockey stick. I've been struck by every girlfriend I've ever had. Usually it's right after I've said something funny. They all knew for a fact that I would just take it.

I know what you're going to say: "Men hit women all the time."

Yes, it's true. But never in public. Because these cowards know that guys like me would see it and grab the nearest hockey stick and knock their teeth out. And enjoy it.

What the hell does this have to do with Hillary being president?

I've learned a lot about women over the last 15 years, and the most important thing is this: Don't underestimate them. Women have been getting punched both literally and figuratively by men over the last 20,000 years and when it's time to punch back, they'll do it.

Whenever I hear a woman bitching about government, I always say; "There are more registered female voters than male voters, so technically, it's your fault." All you females have to do is vote one way and there's not a damn thing men can co about it.

... Don't underestimate the desire of all women to have a female president. President Hillary. Get used to it.