A billion dollars is not enough, is it? Naw... need more. Can't be caught losing money on a scam company - especially when one of your friends is running it, and knows it's going under!!!

Quick - sell your shares and avoid losing a quarter million!!!

You greedy fuck. Next election cycle, Martha Stewart will donate money to people who say they're going to stop greedy corporate executives from destroying our 401k's...

Hey Martha - did you know that shredded phone documents make a great garden mulch? How 'bout making some swell curtains for your jail cell? Spruce the place up a bit!!!

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