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Stop getting ripped off at the Office supply store - click above THE DAILY HUMP ... from your hero, Rodney Lee
THE
BIG NEWS TODAY: Iraq voiced defiance as it reported Western
warplanes carrying out fresh patrols of its skies following
last week's U.S. and British air strikes near Baghdad. Thousands
of Iraqis demonstrated in Baghdad on Sunday against Friday's
air raid… CAN YOU BLAME THEM? I'm probably the only person in America that was against the Gulf War or "Desert Storm" as the old generals and aging politicians named it. Sickening, that war. Sickening because so many Americans cheered while we bombed... WHY WHY WHY??? Okay - here we go: This is one arrogant bitch country - this U. S. of A... First: We arm Iraq. Then: We blow them to smithereens for invading another Arab country sitting on some beachfront property that Iraq wanted. NOW: We're telling them outright what they can and can't do militarily? What's my problem with it? First of all - who are we to tell Iraq who they can and can't invade? "Oh - the Kuwaiiti's are our friends! Kuwaiit? That bastion of human rights and democracy? "Oh - it's to keep the free-flow of oil at market prices...."
Free-flow of oil? In The Middle East? Market prices? Where have you been for the last 35 years? There's NEVER been market prices or free-flow EVER in that region. It's a ruse. "Oh, if Saddam is not stopped, he'll invade Saudi Arabia..."
So let Saudi Arabia fend for itself! Why the hell did we sell them all that military equipment in the first place? Every five fucking seconds for the last twenty-five years, I read about another military sale to Saudi Arabia. They don't know how to use it? Also - we killed tens of thousands of innocent civilians - 50,000 children included. And because we destroyed their infrastructure - to this day children are dying of dysentery and starvation. Arab children aren't as important as American children? It was a horrific thing to do when you consider we could have just blown up Sadaam Hussein and been done with it. What a crock of shit it is when they say we couldn't assassinate him. Bullshit. So we go on ignoring the genocide in Africa, the mass torture in China, the slaughter in Chechnya - but mess with the flow of oil (which there is plenty of in Mexico and South America) and good 'ole George Bush (oilman) and good 'ole President Clinton (lackey) to the rescue...
Now Cheney and Bush are back!! Wouldn't want Texaco, Exxon or Shell to miss a beat, would we? BEFORE YOU BIG-ASS REPUBLICANS
START WHINING - CONSIDER THE FACT THAT I AM A BIGGER CONSERVATIVE
THAN ALL YOU PUT TOGETHER. IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T WALK LOCKSTEP
WITH LEADERS WHO SLAUGHTER AT THE DROP OF AN OILSLICK... (CONTINUED BELOW:) Want
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in the mid to late 1930's... ... anyway; SUCK
ON THAT! ... As a political satirist, will someone please explain
to me how I can make a living when the actual news is funnier
and scarier than I could EVER dream up?
Copyright ©2001 Chaldean Entertainment
Rodney Lee lives in Toluca Lake, Ca.
and writes political commentary and humor for online entertainment
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