One day about ten years ago, I was driving through Florida on my way to another one-nighter in some town back in the days when every idiot that could rent a microphone and a wooden pallet had a "Comedy Night" in their place of business.

Anyway, I'm listening to some drivel on talk radio about how "global warming" will destroy the ozone layer and my mom is responsible because of all the hairspray she uses. Well, I got news for you dildos: One single blast from one single volcano releases more greenhouse gases than all of mankind has since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution - so lay off my mom, already, you pinko freaks...

But I digress... What I started to think about is what would happen if the ozone layer really WAS destroyed? You couldn't go out during the day, you work at night - the entire lifestyle of the world is flip-flopped. The grave-yard shift is 9-5...

Of course, I was also thinking what a great TV show that would make...

CUT TO: Ten years later

Me and Dixon and Phardo decided we were sick of Hollywood and all the TV shows that suck and how if we only made our own TV show, life sould be so much better and damned if we didn't go right out and make our own TV pilot. And damned if we didn't enter it into The Arizona International TV Pilot Festival and DAMNED IF WE DIDN'T WIN "BEST TV PILOT" yesterday.

It's call "DAY GUY" and here it is in a nutshell:

He lives 15 years in the future
He has seven parents
His girlfriend won't date him in person
And his boss is a dolphin

Check it out:
DAY GUY

Rodney Lee (biatch)