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THE DAILY HUMP

... from your hero, Rodney Lee

"Give Me Your Tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free..."

BUT DON'T LET THEM IN YOUR HOUSE, GIVE THEM MONEY OR HELP THEM IN ANY WAY OR YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE IS SCREWED!!!

LINDA CHAVEZ WON'T BE IN THE BUSH CABINET!

WHY WHY WHY???

Linda Chavez withdrew Tuesday as President-elect Bush's nominee to be secretary of labor because of questions and controversy over an illegal immigrant who lived in her home in the early 1990s… Linda Chavez said the Guatemalan woman who stayed with her was battered and in trouble, and that she would take her in again, "in an instant, without hesitation" despite what has happened as a result…

Members of the Democratic Party: Hang your head in shame - you are being lead by fascist pigs, who think Linda Chavez should have put this woman out in the street, or send her back to a wife-beater.

OKAY: WHO'S GONNA TAKE LINDA'S PLACE???


 

.... I hearby nominate Anna Kournikova to be Secretary of Panty Shots... There you go Dubya!

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(not for the faint of heart)

... anyway;

WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE WOULD GO AFTER CHAVEZ?

Who mysteriously is the lawyer for the witness against Chavez? Neil Eggleston, Bill Clinton's former White House Associate Counsel. During his time at the White House, Eggleston worked closely with George Stephanopoulos, who now works at ABC, the network that first reported the Chavez troubles on Sunday…

Folks who voted for Clinton: Hang your head in shame and shut up - I'm developing a hatred for liberal political operatives and anyone associated with The Clinton Administration, who spearheaded this smear of a decent woman. You suck.

Although....

WE'RE GONNA MISS BILL CLINTON!!! ARE YOU???

A LIST OF ALL THE WOMEN OUR PRESIDENT HAS ALEDGEDLY SLEPT WITH, HAD AFFAIRS WITH OR ASSAULTED!

COMPLETE WITH DESCRIPTIONS, WILD RUMORS AND PHOTOS!

<= To go to "All The President's Women" click Bill

... anyway;

… So here's the lesson: If a poor woman who may have come from a different country, with no money, who's being beaten, shows up at your door...

Don't let her in! Don't give her money, don't let her stay with you, don't help her with anything - because your future in government service will be thwarted by operatives in the Democratic Party.

... After all, that poor, beaten, desperate woman may be an illegal alien - and god forbid you help someone if you want to work in this government.

(CONTINUED BELOW:)

Rodney Lee helps a woman clearly in need ...

"… If someone wants your help, you better check them for a green card, or your future in politics is toast…"

-- Rodney Lee

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