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THE DAILY HUMP

... from your hero, Rodney Lee

If you piss off everybody, you're probably doing something right

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With the three appointments he announced this week, George W. has now assembled a Cabinet that looks more like America than any of President Clinton's Cabinets.

Republicans are mad, because they think it's capitulation to political correctness.
Democrats are mad, because they think it's capitulation to political correctness.


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Although the incoming Bush administration is ideologically varied — as the president-elect often promised on the campaign trail it would be — it's more diverse than anything Clinton had, if you are going by the numbers on gender, race and ethnicity

In appointing two black men, one Asian-American man, four women (including a Hispanic), a Hispanic man and a Lebanese-American man, Mr. Bush has assembled a Cabinet that will have just five non-Hispanic white men, assuming all his nominees are approved by the Senate.

Norman Y. Mineta, nominated to head the Transportation Department and current commerce secretary, is an American of Japanese descent.

Mr. Bush surprised many on both sides of the aisle by naming former civil rights commissioner Linda Chavez, a Hispanic Catholic, as labor secretary-nominee.


So how come W is doing this?


ANSWER: Because he thinks it will get Democrats to cut him some slack, play nice, give him a honeymoon period, pass his tax cut, get the economy going again, make him a successful president...

... Man - he IS stupid...

 

... except for when he appointed Anna Kournikova to Secretary of Panty Shots... There you go Dubya!

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Rodney Lee's favorite cabinet member...

... anyway;

... let's see how political correctness works out for the new President Bush. Didn't work for his dad that well... Remember when he tried to appease Democrats by agreeing to a tax increase?... Read my lips - you're out of there, baby! -- Rodney Lee

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