BENEFITS OF HANGING OUT AT "COMEDY ON TAP":

1. You no longer have to get up every morning, read three newspapers, two magazines, watch CNN for an hour, or listen to talk radio to be informed - We do it for you.*

* As an added bonus, we give you with something clever to say about every top story!

2. Our jokes, satire and commentary are hot off today's newspages - not a couple days old. You can tell the jokes to your friends and co -workers HOURS before Leno and Letterman, and pretend you thought them up!**

** Armed with "Comedy On Tap" everyday,
you'll have something witty to say about EVERYTHING!

3. You'll become a know-it-all and annoy EVERYONE with your humor! ***

4. Women love funny guys - if we don't get you 20% more action -

YOUR MONEY IS CHEERFULLY REFUNDED!

COMEDY ON TAP ... Where humor flows like a fine, brown nut ale...

Read our crap and this could be you!!