"I'm just getting my shit together..."

"Hey I got your prickly pear..."

Thong underwear? $8.50
Tequila shots: $2.75
Aspirin and Visine: $5.50



Your ass on Comedy On Tap: Priceless

..." But she's REALLY smart..."

How did Pets.com blow all that money?

Hillary loves the children, but...

Love the one you're with!

... cold-cocked...

Early Warning Sign...

No Parking - we mean it...